hashtag studentlyf. shut the fuck up.

Being a student is actually quite shit.

unless your rich as fuck.

Not being able to afford clothes makes me really sad.
I wish there was a way to make money quickly other than smuggling drugs into the country and prostitution.

If your going to uni this September here's a few tips for you:

- its actually quite lonely so be prepared to watch a fuck load of TV in your room on your own
- be prepared to consume a fuck load of take-aways
- be prepared to decide to not wear pants because you don't have any clean ones left because you haven't done your washing for about 6 weeks.
- your flatmates will steal your food.
- you will steal your flatmates food.
- everyone's your best friend in freshers - this doesn't last- deal with it (ya twat)
- be prepared to meet a lot of people who are fake as fuck thinking they're going to be a different person when they come to uni when actually they're just a twat.
- be prepared to have the most fucked up sleeping pattern.
- your flatmates might be complete dickheads, make sure they know who's the queen bitch of the flat so they don't pipe up before its too late.
- uni security will be the biggest dickheads you'll ever meet.
- don't try to be the student stereotype or a lad, you'll just look like a cunt.

- be prepared to have a lot of fun